when i first came to in this place, i saw a little white cat chasing a squirrel all the way down the road until it ended and they both fell straight off the face of planet earth. i think god probably felt a little bit bad about that one, so it gave the planet a bottom, and that's why we have lava now. god wasn't too keen on people just jumping down there to see what was going on, so he made it super hot liquid that kills you instantly. i've been there. i do not recommend going. could be worse though. you ever been to the bottom of the sea? neither have i. what, you thought i was gonna go all the way down there just for some fucked up fish? not worth my time. we all have so little time. what did you do when you were first born, and what are you doing with your time now? maybe i made all that shit up about god, but has anything interesting happened to you? i feel like i'd give nothing less than my life to hear allll about it. you're important. you are! i am, too. we're both important, i think. if we weren't, well then that'd suck. probably. then again, maybe it'd be better to not matter even slightly. yeah, actually, i retract that. neither of us mean anything. there. now the weight is off our shoulders. anyways, i'm getting off topic. how was your day? did you see any squirrels